May 2013
277 posts
aitu:
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
#wistfully gazes into the green light
claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
doglets:
actually all of my systems are nervous
tinychatter:
“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
bideogams:
*goes into the bathroom with a gameboy*
*comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
tweenking:
vanillish:
tweenking:
vanillish:
tweenking:
Some ladies say I’m a real
how
spend the night with me babe i bet you’re a real
sounds like a real
alright come over about
dickspeightjr:
dickspeightjr:
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
alrights:
alrights:
alrights:
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
what is Batman’s favourite store?
lolzpicx:
babyferaligator:
middle school fights more like
paynenvy:
hahry:
should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
Watchsamandriel:
mormondad:
pissing my pants
someone thought of this
that-jolly-tardis-sound:
twinkle twinkle little star,
how i wonder what you are
it’s a flaming ball of gas,
learn some science you dumbass
My 3rd Grade teacher tried to learn me a thing about the sun. She said it wasn’t a star. She wasn’t very bright.
fasterfood:
“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society
australiansanta:
show some class
imfamousontumblr:
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
3 tags
lovehgood:
let me introduce you to a button i’ll never use
