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garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off


fuckspock:

swiggity swun

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vvheaties:

thats the most british sentence i’ve ever read 

vvheaties:

thats the most british sentence i’ve ever read 




beyoncespenis:

deerworld:

beyoncespenis:

deerworld:

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a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people


  • Mom/Dad: why don't you ever tell me anything?
  • Mom/Dad: *tells entire family about your problems*
  • Mom/Dad: *judges you*
  • Mom/Dad: *Insults you*
  • Mom/Dad: *calls you spoiled*
  • Mom/Dad: *says you're overreacting*

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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nayx:

me on my way to epic fail all over ur post

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