What happens if you pour molten aluminum into an ant hill.
don’t judge a person by their looks, judge them by their opinion on sansa stark
My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.I’m gonna be that dad
College is a fucked up place
Pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and I am afraid of them
walt & jesse: the early years
one time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container so she stopped and said “Would you like to have something even sweeter?” and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes yes i would so she said “smell it first and then decide” and handed me a bottle of straight vanilla extract and of course it smelled like the tears of jesus so i said YES give me and she let me take a huge swig and this is why i have trust issues